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Sep 28 / Amy

Leave a Note

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Dear biological child,
Your ass is going to get really big once you hit forty. Just thought you’d want to know.
Sincerely,
Your biological mother

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Aug 10 / Amy

Teeth II

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Back to the history of my mouth.

Before I finally got my braces on I had to go through the pulling of the teeth.  For most adolescents this means having their wisdom teeth out.  Not for me.  I actually had the molars in front of where my wisdom teeth should be extracted in… [keep reading]

Aug 1 / Amy

Teeth

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…My first appliance was a jaw expander, which is a medieval torture devise designed to solicit confessions of espionage or enlarge the palate–which ever came first… (click to read more)

Jul 12 / Amy

A Couple of Fantastic Ads and a Really Stupid Question

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Three finds that are too great to keep to myself.

Jun 22 / Amy

The Caterpillars in My Life

Click here to take a look at the two caterpillars in my life. One is just plain awesome. The other is fascinatingly disturbing.

Jun 3 / Amy

Just a few of the many reasons why we shouldn’t be allowed to interact with nature

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As if the bird photography, squirrel in a rubbermaid, mysterious circumstances of Franklin’s disappearance (as well as the subsequent kidnapping and release of Frankie) and bat catching outfits aren’t enough, here are ten more reasons why my family shouldn’t be allowed to interact with nature.

Reason #1:” Snakey” the First[keep reading]

May 18 / Amy

Nantahala Chainsaw Massacre (or Why my husband’s a jerk)

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At one point Steve took to hiding the saw. But I am not to be deterred…