Pump Them Up!

Oh, no! Victoria’s Secret has been reading my blog (My Cups Runneth Under)! They just sent me an email about their new “Air push-up bra.” The claim is “unique air pockets create weightless padding without adding bulk”–kind of reminds me of those Pump Sneakers from the 90s (remember them?). I think my favorite part is they claim it gives you “natural-looking cleavage,” which I’m sure is made all the more discrete by the “front diamanté bow detail.” I hope the diamanté doesn’t pop those “unique air pockets,” or you’ll be back where you started from, less $50.

A bunch of you have written to me about your own deflated situations. Here’s the link in case you want to pump them up: Angels Air Push-Up Bra