Comments on: Overheard: Vacation Edition

By: Hank

Hank — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:07:45 +0000

Maria’s got a sharp knife so I won’t comment on Just Barely becoming nearly Just Bare. Thanks for your (irreverent) humor. One of these day’s we’ll have to parse out your best one liners and see if your readers can guess which post (including comments) they belong to.

“Nothing like a dying gay man to make you feel good about your knockers…”

Semper Fi, Hank

By: John

John — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 15:00:54 +0000

at least he didn’t sing to you, “you can tie em in a knot, tie em in a bow, you can throw em over your shoulder like a continental soldier”. Now that might have caused some self esteem issues. p

By: John

John — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:58:12 +0000

I would also suggest some 550 cord to go along with the duct tape. 550 cord is an amazing thing and you can use it to make “cuffs”, it is strong. You can use it to tie up, or tied down anything. For example you can tie your,,,,errr wait, ummm,,,, hmmm think perhaps I should just stop there p But it is useful and FUN!

By: LL

LL — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:05:43 +0000

OH! And it gets better!! TODAY IS NATIONAL CLEAVAGE DAY!! hahaha

By: LL

LL — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 17:18:40 +0000

Might I suggest duct tape? If our military can use that stuff to hold together planes and whatnot, I suspect it can be used to defy gravity and “lift and push together.” Even under a swimsuit when you get wet. Then you can use vodka to help remove it AND turn the whole thing into a fun bedroom game if you get hubby involved.

I’m nothing if not ingenious.

By: Amy

Amy — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 18:18:01 +0000

I believe the exact phrase was “You’re hanging a little low there, aren’t you Abby?” Nothing like a dying gay man to make you feel good about your knockers…

By: Amy

Amy — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 18:16:28 +0000

Unfortunately, I lost them to my children who, literally, sucked the life off of them. At their highpoint, when pregnant with the oldest, they were a DD. Planets revolved around their gravitational pull. They stayed pretty nice until about a couple of month after my youngest was through with them. Nothing a little fudge and a really good padded bra can’t take care of, though… although it appears I need a new swimsuit.

By: Sylvia

Sylvia — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:42:20 +0000

Glad the playhouse is done. Boobs thrive on attention. Fudge will do if fondling isn’t available. However, fudge only works if you vigorously tone the rest, else fudge starts at the lower end of the torso and gradually rounds from the bottom up… Frankly, corsets are easier!

By: abby

abby — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:35:54 +0000

At least you breast fed and have an excuse for your boobs to change size!! As you may recall, Uncle Jay blatantly burst out “your boobs are getting saggy”! Yep, I’ve spent many hours in Vickie’s trying to boost these things!

By: DefendUSA

DefendUSA — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 12:59:48 +0000

MMmm! Love fudge, got big knockers already and more fudge might not help in my case.
It’s no good when you’re a runner who is vertically challenged AND you give yourself black eyes because of bouncing appendages.