Overheard: Late May edition
Ella: “My life is very hard.” This, after discovering no matter how many times she has dreamed about it, she cannot, in real life, fly. At least not very far.
Addison: “I’m not a rat child!” Make up your own explanation.
Steve, describing the girl at the Kentucky Derby who was eating a brat before she kissed him: “She tasted like mustard.” Then he won $400 and bought me a chocolate donut when he got home.
Overheard from Just Barely on Twitter:
My 4 yr old just handed me a tupperware. FULL OF HER PEE.
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Phrase of the month goes to Hank of Devil Dog Brew, who used the words “verbal voodoo” to describe Just Barely.
Parent of the month belongs to DefendUSA, with his HER (I’m a big idiot) tip, “Indeed, MAKE the pool your friend and go now, to the nearest store. Once there, you go to the food storage /wrap section. GLAD makes these lovely cups with lids that are blue. There is a sippy opening or a straw opening. Perfect for disguising adult beverages to consume at the pool…and it definitely takes the edge off!!”
And, finally, the Google analytics top search engine key words this month for Just Barely: “hot pants contest” Nice.
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Cannibalism is a time honored tradition in Ranger Battalion. Annually, they pick the weakest Ranger out of the Battalion and attack him like a pack of wolves, tearing him apart with their teeth and devouring him down to the bone. On second thought… it could have been BBQ’d chicken. I don’t remember, I was pretty drunk. Which is another time honored tradition in Ranger Battalion.
Amy,
Although I profess to have proverbial balls from time to time, I do indeed carry a bodacious set of ta-tas which have fed and quenched the thirst of four- and made drinking at the pool for ten years now an absolute necessity!! I have defended the country, however, hence my name and why you might think I was a guy…
No harm, no foul. Did you get the cups? If not, I’ll find them and send them!! YOU.NEED.THEM.
Open mouth, insert size ten foot. I’m so sorry I used “he!” That’s absolutely my bad and very terrible of me. Send your address to justbarely mail at gmail dot com and I shall make it up to you…
And yes, I have the cups! Again, strong parenting!
p.s. Holy shit, you nursed FOUR kids??? Wowza!
Due to my % body fat/junk in trunk am nervous to be near any Ranger-type person. Wondered why I was always so popular with my military patients. Thought it was due to sparkling wit and ability to dispense pain-relieving narcotics. Turns out I may just look like “marbled” specimen. Heavily marbled when back is turned. Hell.
i agree with nick. family should consume their loved ones after they have expired. think of the land we could use for parks instead of cemetaries alone! also, what better way to show how much you
loved them?
“and following the memorial, the feast will commence”
HAHAHAHAAAA!!!