Comments on: Overheard: Late May edition

By: Jesus really wants us to eat donuts. : Just Barely

Jesus really wants us to eat donuts. : Just Barely — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 02:31:40 +0000

[...] Concerns of the kids at Sunday School? Here’s a post script that was too late to make the May Overheard [...]

By: curt 0.2

curt 0.2 — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:34:02 +0000

HAHAHAHAAAA!!!

By: moose

moose — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:20:01 +0000

i agree with nick. family should consume their loved ones after they have expired. think of the land we could use for parks instead of cemetaries alone! also, what better way to show how much you
loved them?
“and following the memorial, the feast will commence”

By: Sarah

Sarah — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:19:23 +0000

Due to my % body fat/junk in trunk am nervous to be near any Ranger-type person. Wondered why I was always so popular with my military patients. Thought it was due to sparkling wit and ability to dispense pain-relieving narcotics. Turns out I may just look like “marbled” specimen. Heavily marbled when back is turned. Hell.

By: Amy

Amy — Fri, 29 May 2009 18:36:15 +0000

Open mouth, insert size ten foot. I’m so sorry I used “he!” That’s absolutely my bad and very terrible of me. Send your address to justbarely mail at gmail dot com and I shall make it up to you…

And yes, I have the cups! Again, strong parenting!

p.s. Holy shit, you nursed FOUR kids??? Wowza!

By: defendUSA

defendUSA — Fri, 29 May 2009 18:11:18 +0000

Amy,
Although I profess to have proverbial balls from time to time, I do indeed carry a bodacious set of ta-tas which have fed and quenched the thirst of four- and made drinking at the pool for ten years now an absolute necessity!! I have defended the country, however, hence my name and why you might think I was a guy…
No harm, no foul. Did you get the cups? If not, I’ll find them and send them!! YOU.NEED.THEM.

By: Mike in Afghanistan

Mike in Afghanistan — Fri, 29 May 2009 11:54:45 +0000

Cannibalism is a time honored tradition in Ranger Battalion. Annually, they pick the weakest Ranger out of the Battalion and attack him like a pack of wolves, tearing him apart with their teeth and devouring him down to the bone. On second thought… it could have been BBQ’d chicken. I don’t remember, I was pretty drunk. Which is another time honored tradition in Ranger Battalion.