Virginia
According to google analytics, over the past three days TWO people actually found my site by searching for the key words “balls hanging out of shorts.” No lie. Dude, what kind of a site am I running here? A dirty one, apparently. So while I’m at it, I have a great quote to share. As said by Ella, regarding her sister’s post-bath nakedness: “Addison, everything’s hanging out–your hips, your bottom, even your virginia!” which reminds me of a story my friend told me about a little girl who announced to her class that over the summer she and her family took a trip to “Vagina.” Next summer I’m taking my virginia to Vagina and letting it all hang out.
College football fans, you’re gonna want to check this out: Golden Tate dives into MSU band: A Music Video
Special thanks to Rob for passing it on. And, from my mother-in-law: Hitler Reacts to Virginia Tech Beating Nebraska. I wonder if Vagina Tech could have gotten the job done…
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Since I live in “Vagina” I feel the urge to move before everything gets suddenly moist and an invading penis forces it’s way into my house. I definitely don’t want to be here when a river of blood runs down my street.
That’s awesomely nasty.
Where can I get one those?!
Ummm, I’m guessing you’re talking about the shirt and not a Virginia, right? Cause I can’t really help you with the Virginia. Or the shirt, actually–I just used a free photo editor to cross out the Virginia and put in Vagina. I bet we can make you one, though…
wow.um…yeah, wow. See, I’m a visual thinker…and, damn. I’m suddenly no good…nonono, I’m not offended- just seriously distracted. My boss just asked me why I looked “glazed”, and then looked a bit worried when I blew water out my nose. Now I have to clean that up…