Comments on: Holy Flaming Crap, I love whoever did this.

By: OldSoldier54

OldSoldier54 — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 04:55:54 +0000

Hmmmm. Reminds me of that old saying: Be careful what you ask for … you may get it.

But … might I suggest that this “smells” like the work of the Cyborg Jackalopes from Uranus?

They can even synthesize DNA so as to pin it on someone else …

By: There’s a good chance I threw away some truly holy s&%# and now I’m going to hell. Plus I’m out of whiskey. | Just Barely

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 22:44:56 +0000

[...] been a week and I still haven’t figured out who left the flaming bag of poo on my front steps. Lord knows I’d claim it pretty much instantly because of the inherent awesomeness of the [...]

By: MikeAtHome

MikeAtHome — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 06:29:43 +0000

While I would thoroughly enjoy leaving a flaming bag of poo at your door, I can’t claim this one. And yes, we deal with lots and lots government shit.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:15:30 +0000

Ok– there are several reasons the poo was not donated by me:
1) poo was not double bagged, labelled and dated as per hospital protocol.

2)poo looks too healthy. As if donor is religious about high fiber diet. Our diet consists of fish sticks, bagels and chicken nuggets. Not so healthy.

3)we live in Hillsborough. Poo from our neck of woods would have instantly been squirreled (dread word) away by crunchy neighbors and composted.

4)got home that evening at 1:30am from work. Barely had energy to steer car home let alone have wherewithal to aim well enough to poo in bag.

Glad you have dedicated followers. Next ask for bag of non-flaming cash on doorstep. So much prettier than stool.

By: Billy

Billy — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 13:18:01 +0000

Judas Priest, Barbara, it’s one of those flaming bags again!

By: u m

u m — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:20:05 +0000

Actually, this is a good source of alternative energy…bio-mass is THE future!!!

By: Jodie

Jodie — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:25:00 +0000

Holy Shit!!!! Literally!!!! EWWWW, that is gross, I would seem to fit the bill per our texting conversation about eggs but I would definitely NOT have used poo, I think I would have been a little more creative! Tell Steve he is a meanie to think it was me!!! HEHEHE Def not me, I would fess up if I did, not into “shit” like that! Hope we can find out who did it, I pity the fool!!!!!

By: Miss Yvonne

Miss Yvonne — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:06:39 +0000

I love that you are excited about someone’s gross poo on your front step. I would have been all “It was a SYMBOLIC request, people!”

By: Kelly P

Kelly P — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 17:02:32 +0000

Wasn’t me…but I REALLY wish it had been