Why People Shouldn’t Give Me Tickets to Things
I was deleting incriminating photos off of my computer when I came across these from a Duke game I went to earlier this year. I could have sworn I was paying attention…
Look! There's a guy dressed up like a chef in the student section! And the guy next to him has a gut that cries to be photographed!
It would be socially irresponsible NOT to take a picture of this guy's mustache...
from both angles.
At the time I was pretty sure this was Lou Holtz. Looking at it now I see that it is not all all him. But they both wear glasses, so you can see where the confusion might come from.
And then there was this guy who looked like Dick Vitale...
especially from the back.
Ooooo, shiny.
Here is a picture I took of THE GAME. See, I was paying attention. It had absolutely nothing to do with the guy in the upper left corner wearing a cookie monster shirt.
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A special thank you to FB fan David G., who saved Just Barely from certain doom by pointing out the fact that www.justbarely.net no longer existed. I accidentally let the domain expire and he was the only one who had the decency to tell me about it so I could repurchase my site before one of my jackass friends discovered my mistake and bought it out from under me. You know who you jerks are (including you, SAHS). While the site was out of my possession GoDaddy used the space to run an ad for Hustler DVD Products, for which you can apparently find a great deal at Hustler.OhDeal.com. I sleep better at night knowing the site was used for the common good.
Follow Just Barely on Twitter, yo. The guy with the mustache does–or at least I like to daydream that he does.
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I stared at that last picture for 5 minutes trying to find the cookie monster t-shirt. I kept flinching because I just KNEW it was going to be one of those trick things where a scary monster jumps out at you.
SAHS couldn’t find him, either. I promise you, he’s there-and not even that hidden. It’s like Where’s Waldo.
My floors are that shiny. However, they are carpeted. Scary thought…….
Darn, I didn’t even consider the possibilities!
Seriously, it didn’t occur to me that you would lose it, so am even more pleased that it all worked out.
Just keep doing what you are doing….
Dave G
Ha!
Found him. Went to your actual photo, and blew it up, and there he was!
(Can’t believe I just spent 15 minutes doing this…..)
GoDaddy must have known seen your highly acclaimed articles regarding balls, and known this was a friendly neighborhood for highbrow entertainment. BTW- thanks for the tip on those DVD’s. Gotta check that out.
By George, there he is … camo’d up in all that Duke blue!