About

Amy is a foxy lady who enjoys watching you while you sleep, mowing the lawn, tripping her kids, and eating inappropriate amounts of cheese and then blaming it on her period.  She also once ate all of the chocolate out of an Advent calendar on day three and blamed that on her period as well.  She has had her picture taken with Dick Vitale, Phil Donahue, a pirate with a real wooden leg and a bird and everything, and a guy who looked like Abe Lincoln.  Amy lives in Durham, NC with her husband Steve, her daughters Ella and Addison, and an enormous cat that people often mistake for a dog.  She also writes for Half-Assed Vegetarian, which can be found at www.halfassedvegetarian.blogspot.com.