Just Barely » A load of crap http://www.justbarely.net It'll crack your shit up. Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:24:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 There’s a good chance I threw away some truly holy s&%# and now I’m going to hell. Plus I’m out of whiskey. http://www.justbarely.net/2009/10/theres-a-good-chance-i-threw-away-some-truly-holy-s-and-now-im-going-to-hell-plus-im-out-of-whiskey/ http://www.justbarely.net/2009/10/theres-a-good-chance-i-threw-away-some-truly-holy-s-and-now-im-going-to-hell-plus-im-out-of-whiskey/#comments Fri, 23 Oct 2009 22:44:49 +0000 Amy http://www.justbarely.net/?p=1279 It’s been a week and I still haven’t figured out who left the flaming bag of poo on my front steps.  Lord knows I’d claim it pretty much instantly because of the inherent awesomeness of the action.  I’ve gone through my Twitter account and I don’t think there’s anyone left who actually follows… [keep reading]

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The girls need to take a bath and I need to pump (for newish readers-I pump and bottle feed my baby), so I decide to kill those two proverbial birds with that old proverbial stone and pump while I watch them in the tub. I put the kids in… [keep reading]

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Yesterday we went to visit my uncle in hospice. I flew in with the girls a couple of days ago so I could spend some time with him before it was time to say goodbye. We had a nice afternoon watching the kids play, telling stories, and reminiscing about days gone by. The… [keep reading]

]]> http://www.justbarely.net/2007/05/parting-gift/feed/ 3 Milestone http://www.justbarely.net/2007/04/milestone/ http://www.justbarely.net/2007/04/milestone/#comments Wed, 11 Apr 2007 18:03:00 +0000 Amy http://justbarely.net/?p=19 Most babies start rolling from their front to their back at around 3 months, and from their back to their front around 5 months. When my baby rolled from her front to her back at 2 1/2 months, I was impressed. When she went the other way at 3 months, I equated her early physical… [keep reading]

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After yesterday’s trauma (read “A Very Crappy Day“), I was determined to never again get caught with my daughter’s pants around her ankles while she watered the grass of a public park. That Ella had peed before leaving the house a mere fifteen minutes ago, and that she hadn’t had anything to… [keep reading]

]]> http://www.justbarely.net/2007/04/personal-port-o-potty/feed/ 1 Seriously, Could This Day Get Any Crappier? Part III of the Epic Series: A Really Crappy Day http://www.justbarely.net/2007/03/seriously-could-this-day-get-any-crappier-part-iii-of-the-epic-series-a-really-crappy-day/ http://www.justbarely.net/2007/03/seriously-could-this-day-get-any-crappier-part-iii-of-the-epic-series-a-really-crappy-day/#comments Mon, 26 Mar 2007 13:16:00 +0000 Amy http://justbarely.net/?p=16 (Be sure to read “A Really Crappy Day: Parts I and II” first)

When I heard a stool being dragged across the bathroom floor and the faucet being turned on, I assumed that, after sufficiently studying the poop in the toilet, Ella had decided to wash her hands. Because my back was to the… [keep reading]

]]> http://www.justbarely.net/2007/03/seriously-could-this-day-get-any-crappier-part-iii-of-the-epic-series-a-really-crappy-day/feed/ 3 The Crappy Day Continues: Part II of the Epic Series, “A Really Crappy Day” http://www.justbarely.net/2007/03/the-crappy-day-continues-part-ii-of-the-epic-series-a-really-crappy-day/ http://www.justbarely.net/2007/03/the-crappy-day-continues-part-ii-of-the-epic-series-a-really-crappy-day/#comments Fri, 23 Mar 2007 19:34:00 +0000 Amy http://justbarely.net/?p=15 (Be sure to read “A Really Crappy Day: Part I” first)

The whole way home Addison voiced her opinion about stewing in her own… stew.
The stench coming from the back of my jeep was strong enough to make me question whether I might have, without noticing, pooped in my pants, too. I… [keep reading]

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Mommy, I have to go pee pee!”

We had only been at the park 15 minutes and she had peed before leaving the house. Twice.

As there are few things more disgusting than the bathrooms at a city park, I tried to talk her out… [keep reading]

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