Just Barely » Pretty AND functional http://www.justbarely.net It'll crack your shit up. Sat, 04 Dec 2010 17:35:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Virginia http://www.justbarely.net/2009/09/virginia/ http://www.justbarely.net/2009/09/virginia/#comments Mon, 21 Sep 2009 14:06:26 +0000 Amy http://www.justbarely.net/?p=1173 According to google analytics, over the past three days TWO people actually found my site by searching for the key words “balls hanging out of shorts.”  No lie.  Dude, what kind of a site am I running here?  A dirty one, apparently.  So while I’m at it, I have a great quote to share.  As… [keep reading]

]]> http://www.justbarely.net/2009/09/virginia/feed/ 5 Balls on the Table http://www.justbarely.net/2009/06/balls-on-the-table/ http://www.justbarely.net/2009/06/balls-on-the-table/#comments Tue, 16 Jun 2009 01:25:40 +0000 Amy http://www.justbarely.net/?p=963 Seriously people, is there anything more disturbingly fascinating than balls?  The thing that I find the most interesting about balls is what some guys choose to do with them.  Take, for instance, my friend Fake Name.  Fake Name used to use his balls to signal when he was done with something.  If he was out… [keep reading]

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The girls need to take a bath and I need to pump (for newish readers-I pump and bottle feed my baby), so I decide to kill those two proverbial birds with that old proverbial stone and pump while I watch them in the tub. I put the kids in… [keep reading]

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Greetings from the North Carolina Outer Banks, where I’ve already lost my swimsuit to the ocean six times (twice on top, four times on the bottom). Earlier this summer I got excited about having lost most of my pregnancy weight, and I bought a little less swim suit than I probably should have. I got… [keep reading]

]]> http://www.justbarely.net/2007/07/lost-at-sea/feed/ 6 Parting Gift http://www.justbarely.net/2007/05/parting-gift/ http://www.justbarely.net/2007/05/parting-gift/#comments Tue, 08 May 2007 14:46:00 +0000 Amy http://justbarely.net/?p=22 Parting Gift

Yesterday we went to visit my uncle in hospice. I flew in with the girls a couple of days ago so I could spend some time with him before it was time to say goodbye. We had a nice afternoon watching the kids play, telling stories, and reminiscing about days gone by. The… [keep reading]

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